He Ain't No Swimmer
Ok, another Dude tale.....
My cool roommate was cleaning up the other day, roughly around the time that he discovered the first Easter Egg. I was moping around in my persistent depressive state when he turned to me with a crinkled face, saying "Um, you won't believe what I found now." He was right, he is the proof of why I do not touch anyone else's personal space.
Cool roommate (CR) pointed in disgust at the floor next to Dude's bed, midway between the head and the foot. CR, referring to a pile on the floor, said, "That ain't head hair, and it ain't back or arm hair."
Neither of us touched it.
My cool roommate was cleaning up the other day, roughly around the time that he discovered the first Easter Egg. I was moping around in my persistent depressive state when he turned to me with a crinkled face, saying "Um, you won't believe what I found now." He was right, he is the proof of why I do not touch anyone else's personal space.
Cool roommate (CR) pointed in disgust at the floor next to Dude's bed, midway between the head and the foot. CR, referring to a pile on the floor, said, "That ain't head hair, and it ain't back or arm hair."
Neither of us touched it.
posted by Dorman at 08:17
7 Comments:
Simple. To increase my stats counter ;)
Maybe he's entering a body building tournament and he needed to get sleek and greasy. Has he been spending a lot of time at the gym? Boxes of Met Rx laying around?
He's at the gym because he's on the overweight program. Doubt the removal of hair is gonna make a significant difference.
Hmmmm, maybe swimming or cycling perhaps?????
He didn't cut off his pee-pee by accident did he. I am thinking crabs, and not blue....
I'm pretty sure shaving your pubes is a multicultural thing. Although ther emay be some cultures that frtown on it. ;)
Ever thought it was a hidden stuff animal that lost its hair and he's just too ashamed to reveal his teddy bear?
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