Saturday, October 29, 2005

Got Milk?

We get bored. We get daring. We make challenges. We do dumb things to entertain ourselves. Not only that, we video tape the events.

Iraqi milk is not anything close to the goodness of American whole milk, please keep that in mind. It actually gets shipped to us from Kuwait, not many cows around here and the ones we see don't look like they have any to spare.

But anyway, for your viewing displeasure, the Gladiators Gallon Milk Challenge. One hour to drink a gallon of full cream (whole) milk (15.5 boxes), must keep it in your stomach for 45 minutes afterward. There was money on the line....and pride. So, place your bets and watch the video.

Right Click and chose Save Link As...
Do NOT click and stream the video!!!
video is 20Megs, xvid/divx


Blogger mattandriver said...

Oh, yea! Been waiting for this! I thought you decided not to post it!

Blogger mattandriver said...

Maybe next time Joe. Poor JOE!

Blogger Dorman said...

I am gearing up for a shot at it.

Blogger Carnealian said...

Dear God, that was funny! I'm used to seeing that but the subject usually has a belly full of beer.

First, it's called a homogenized milk clot...that stringy, thick, clotty feeling you get in the back of your throat after eating ice cream or drinking milk.

Second, the most hilarious part was the thunder of boots when Joe finally went out the door to puke. Hilarious! Pat Joe on the back please.

Blogger mattandriver said...

Someone finally up to $50?

Blogger Dorman said...

I'll do it for at least $50. There has also been talk of drinking a bottle of Tobasco, the 8 oz bottle. That I could do no problem.

Blogger mattandriver said...

I'll buy the first beer if you go for it.

Blogger Dorman said...

I will need more than a beer for this feat, but it starts the kitty going. Also will eat hot peppers for money, laughs, or affection.

Blogger mattandriver said...

MORE THAN BEER! That's not fair!:-)

Blogger InterstellarLass said...

I'm scared to even watch this. I used a cayenne pepper sauce on my omelete yesterday morning. Tapatio. My nose was running half way through. Mmmm. It sure was good though!

Blogger Dorman said...

you can help me pursue the rest

Blogger Dorman said...

IL, I put jalapenos on my scrambled eggs.....

Blogger InterstellarLass said...

Si, juevos rancheros. Con salsa caliente. Esta bueno.

Blogger Synova said...

Hot peppers *can* hurt you, you know. People feed capsicum to chickens for worms because it inflames the lining of the intestines.

Just a thought. Don't want anyone in trouble for damage to government property from an OD of habaneros.


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Blogger mattandriver said...

UUUHHH man! IL, Hot Salsa on Eggs!! Yuck! I don’t even like ketchup on eggs. Eggs are sacred. Only to be eaten with toast, ham, bacon, sausage… You know, artery-clogging stuff! :-) The food SnotSucker would say will make you “fuera de servicio.”

I have had the pleasure of seeing Dorman getting his ass kicked by Hot Wings. Granted, they were freaking hot, well beyond what I could handle. But don’t let him fool you; he “took the rest home”. I just can’t seem to remember the name of the place we were at. Damn, I can’t think of it………..

Blogger InterstellarLass said...

When I was in high school and worked at the local movie theater, I would have to cash out the box office and the concession stand every night. I would gather all the tills and then grab a cup and fill it up with jalepenos. Granted these were the pickled jalepenos and not the fresh, but still...then I would walk up to the offices and while counting the drawers, I'd munch on the jalepenos for a late night snack. I have to be in the mood for hot though. Not just gratuitous hot. ;)

Blogger Dorman said...

The Herndon House...."Death Wings" I smelled them and got a nose bleed. Made with homegrown habeneros for the sauce then rolled in crushed habenero seeds. The only wings I have never finished a dozen of. BTW, party at the Herndon house when I get home.

Blogger SnotSucker said...

Is there any place we won't be partying?????? :)

Blogger mattandriver said...



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