Thursday, June 02, 2005

Stupid Human Tricks

Ok, what do soldiers do when they are bored, have too much time on their hands, and have firearms? Easy, balance the weapon on their chins. PV2 Kessler showed us how it is done using a 16.4 pound M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (like the one I carry).

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A side note: Kessler is young and single, so if there are any ladies out there who can appreciate his obvious skills and would like a pen pal, just let me know.


Anonymous Carol said...

I'm no authority but should he have the gun barrel pointing at his head?

Blogger Dorman said...

uh. ya. good observation. uh, well, rest assured that we are professionals, and I am a CLS (Combat Life Saver) and could reattach a head given some 100mph tape and a shell casing.

Blogger Crystal said...

talent, pure talent right there. you should have charged money for people to view those pics. haha. i know, im not as funny as i think i am.

p.s. like the new picture. much better than the censorship photo. your daughter is beautiful!

Blogger Dorman said...

my daughter is a female mini-me. Scary, but I like it. Like my SpongeBob shirt? I am stylin'. Here is another good pic of me doing my favorite German activity. Oh, and I have hair too.

Blogger Crystal said...

haha, another good picture.

im a little scared if your daughter is a mini-you. i don't know if the world could handle another, j/k.

sponge bob was sort of after my time during the cartoon phase of my life. so i dont know much about him, except that he has square pants, and lives in the bottom of the sea. but it is sort of funny to see a grown man wearing a kiddie sponge bob tee drinking a non-kiddie beverage.

Blogger Dorman said...

I am a man of many dichotomies

Blogger mattandriver said...

Thanks for the pics.

Anonymous Baker said...

SpongeBob kicks ass, I got a really cool quote by SpongeBob for you.

"I have no time to chit chat with the riff raff"..."You mean you don't have time to fiddle faddle with the flim flam."

Blogger Crystal said...

so a girl i work with, who also has an internship working for an advertising firm got to meet the voice of sponge bob last week. he is a bit of a dirty bird in real life :)

Blogger Dorman said...

Just the voice? What was it attached to? Medical technology today is amazing.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stumbled onto your blog today (must be one of those darn trap doors). I just had to say thanks guys for rounding off my day with a smile!
(is it sad that I used 100mph tape this morning to reattatch my freezer door....?)
:) Christy
ps. if you friend is still looking for a pen pal, let me know!

Blogger Crystal said...

sponge bob the person, the person behind the voice. sorry, i guess i wasn't specific enough in my excitement to share the knowledge

Blogger Dorman said...

Christy, I will let Kessler know as soon as I get back to base :)

Crys, in your excitement I think you simply overlooked my sarcasm. Does he look like Spongebob?

Blogger Dorman said...

Christy. Kessler said "Send pictures!" You can either email them to me, I live right next door, or mail them to the same address as me but with PV2 Kessler, Patrick as the first line. My address is in one of my first posts.


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