The Islamic Terrorist Name Generator
In my incessant quest to have a genuine fatwa issued against me, I bring you the brainchild of my sick mind.
Please, when passing the link around, use this blog's URL as the generator will always appear at the right side of the page. All complaints will be completely ignored or ridiculed. This is what happens while I have been waiting for feedback.
Please, when passing the link around, use this blog's URL as the generator will always appear at the right side of the page. All complaints will be completely ignored or ridiculed. This is what happens while I have been waiting for feedback.
The Islamic Terrorist Name Generator
Ever wanted to be part of the most active and well known religions on Earth but didn't feel like going through the whole conversion and training process? You too can make the evening news as just another worthless Islamic Terrorist (yes, it is redundant. Get a fishing vest, some explosives, and generate you Allah-approved martyr moniker!!
Ever wanted to be part of the most active and well known religions on Earth but didn't feel like going through the whole conversion and training process? You too can make the evening news as just another worthless Islamic Terrorist (yes, it is redundant. Get a fishing vest, some explosives, and generate you Allah-approved martyr moniker!!
posted by Dorman at 19:59
17 Comments:
Rasool "The Butcher" el Siratum Mustaqeem
I love my new name! I'll be at the courthouse first thing in the morning. After prayer that is ;)
Khaatamul Anbiya "The Best Vest for the West" bin An Najmuththaaqib
Hmmmm. Growing on me.
I am:
Aaban "Leader of Those Whose Limbs are Radiant" bin Qaaid ul Ghur ul Muhjjaleen
Please call me Cala "Burka Bomber" Baharak from now on thank you!
Good thing you figured out that all Moslems are terrorists, and vice versa.
Ok, I'm back...my name is officially changed, picked up a fishing vest over at Cabelas, and some fertilizer over at the local farm bureau. Now I'm waiting for further instructions while my beard is growing....I think I'll catch a football game since I have time ;)
BH, sometimes you just have to throw out a little baby with the bathwater.
My mom taught me to always err on the side of caution... and on that note, I am putting some vacation tickets on eBay, destination - Amman.
Rasool ur Ra'ahmah "Herder of Many Sheep" al Siratum Mustaqeem
Kaleemullah "He who Flies with Bang" bin Musahih ul Hasanaat
I'm putting it on my resume right now.
Oops.. when I put in the right gender, I'm actually Kalila "The Bitch with the Switch" Aghigh.
Somehow, that seems better.
lol funny name generator...but i disagree with brainhell...not all muslims are bad but i agree there are many muslims whose views get distorted by media or by the misleading imams(preachers)...like on southpark crips vs bloods...."Why cant we just learn to get along?"
I did my school principal, it was hilarious.
OI U DIRTY SON OF A BITCH DIS IS FUCK RACIST
from now on call me jesus the women fucker that is what your generator showed me,otherwise,he wouldnt call you all "his children"
oh ho,in the indian language yahweh stands for fucker
oh ho,in the indian language yahweh stands for fucker
who started the first and second world war? who sent the nuclear bombs to japan? who killed 20 millions of aborigines in australia? who killed the countless indians in america? it's not muslim...
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