Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Islamic Terrorist Name Generator

In my incessant quest to have a genuine fatwa issued against me, I bring you the brainchild of my sick mind.

Please, when passing the link around, use this blog's URL as the generator will always appear at the right side of the page. All complaints will be completely ignored or ridiculed. This is what happens while I have been waiting for feedback.


The Islamic Terrorist Name Generator

Ever wanted to be part of the most active and well known religions on Earth but didn't feel like going through the whole conversion and training process? You too can make the evening news as just another worthless Islamic Terrorist (yes, it is redundant. Get a fishing vest, some explosives, and generate you Allah-approved martyr moniker!!

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20 Comments:

Blogger SnotSucker said...

Rasool "The Butcher" el Siratum Mustaqeem

I love my new name! I'll be at the courthouse first thing in the morning. After prayer that is ;)

20:25  
Blogger mattandriver said...

Khaatamul Anbiya "The Best Vest for the West" bin An Najmuththaaqib

Hmmmm. Growing on me.

21:25  
Blogger InterstellarLass said...

I am Intisar "Holla for Allah!" Nastaran. LOL. OK, I feel like I'm going to hell now. I need to be punished...

23:06  
Blogger Dorman said...

I am:
Aaban "Leader of Those Whose Limbs are Radiant" bin Qaaid ul Ghur ul Muhjjaleen

23:50  
Blogger Carnealian said...

Please call me Cala "Burka Bomber" Baharak from now on thank you!

07:48  
Blogger brainhell said...

Good thing you figured out that all Moslems are terrorists, and vice versa.

08:15  
Blogger SnotSucker said...

Ok, I'm back...my name is officially changed, picked up a fishing vest over at Cabelas, and some fertilizer over at the local farm bureau. Now I'm waiting for further instructions while my beard is growing....I think I'll catch a football game since I have time ;)

14:32  
Blogger Dorman said...

BH, sometimes you just have to throw out a little baby with the bathwater.

My mom taught me to always err on the side of caution... and on that note, I am putting some vacation tickets on eBay, destination - Amman.

16:13  
Blogger Robert Chase said...

Rasool ur Ra'ahmah "Herder of Many Sheep" al Siratum Mustaqeem

20:29  
Blogger Cynikell said...

Kaleemullah "He who Flies with Bang" bin Musahih ul Hasanaat

I'm putting it on my resume right now.

00:21  
Blogger Cynikell said...

Oops.. when I put in the right gender, I'm actually Kalila "The Bitch with the Switch" Aghigh.

Somehow, that seems better.

00:23  
Blogger michaelm said...

Habeebullah "The Butcher" ur Muhaymin
I guess Snot and me like to cut the beef...
I can work with that.
Who needs to be punished? ;>)

~m

21:34  
Blogger Shelli said...

Bashirah "The Bitch with the Switch" Shalizeh. Just call me Bitch for short and for less confusion since there seems to be 2 bitches with switches! ;)

Pretty funny! I came here from Carnealian's site. So, happy Thanksgiving!

10:19  
Anonymous s049031 said...

lol funny name generator...but i disagree with brainhell...not all muslims are bad but i agree there are many muslims whose views get distorted by media or by the misleading imams(preachers)...like on southpark crips vs bloods...."Why cant we just learn to get along?"

00:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did my school principal, it was hilarious.

20:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OI U DIRTY SON OF A BITCH DIS IS FUCK RACIST

11:58  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from now on call me jesus the women fucker that is what your generator showed me,otherwise,he wouldnt call you all "his children"

00:34  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh ho,in the indian language yahweh stands for fucker

00:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh ho,in the indian language yahweh stands for fucker

00:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who started the first and second world war? who sent the nuclear bombs to japan? who killed 20 millions of aborigines in australia? who killed the countless indians in america? it's not muslim...

10:49  

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