Sunday, January 22, 2006

WWDD This Time.....

Would you kick a deaf guy's ass? What if he felt up your girlfriend / wife and gave another close friend a hickey in public? What if he was dum or blind? What is your limit for ass kicking? I'll tell ya mine if you tell me yours.

And yes, this was a serious discussion we had the other night while partying. Real people, real situations....


Blogger InterstellarLass said...

Just because he's deaf or dumb or blind doesn't make him any less of an asshole. What about if he was in a wheelchair? People in wheelchairs can be assholes too, can't they? A guy with a prosthetic leg? A glass eye? Some people just deserve an asskickin'.


You shouldn't kick anyone's ass. Violence is never the answer. ;)

Blogger Tracie2 said...

There is no limit for asskicking.
Just do it.

Blogger brainhell said...

I don't kick ass. The last time I tried, I was 14. It's for immature boys.

You don't have a girlfriend, Dorman. If a deaf guy felt her up, there's no ass-kicking required. She can hit him or scream at hgim if she wants, not you.

My main concern is: Would you kick the ass of a guy who has ALS?

Blogger Dorman said...

ALS...sure, if you acted like a sexual predator such as the deaf guy. In my book, some physical defect or illness doesn't excuse anyone from proper behavior. And when the guys are bigger than the women we are with, we defend them, so yes, occaisionally asskickings are the best thing.

One of my best friends is a quad, wheelchair bound. We had this discussion over the weekend, too. He agrees. Just because he gets the best parking spaces doesn't mean he can get free gropes.

Blogger Carnealian said...

God I love chivalry!!

Blogger Super Quad said...

Very true!!! I've been wheelchair bound for 11yrs and I deserved an occational ass woopin' from time to time. A little too grabby while drunk.. ooops?!?

Blogger Dorman said...

sometimes you get a bit out of hand...especially when you're out with me :)

Blogger mattandriver said...

I did threaten his life! Come on, that counts….

Blogger Robert Chase said...

Anyone pulls any of that shit on my gf or wife and they get an asskicking, no matter the handicap.

lass~ it's easy to kick a guy a guy's ass who has a prosthetic leg. After you knock him on the ground, twist and pull that sucker off and beat him with his own leg ;)
Glass eye? Fair game.

I'd probably draw the line on a guy in a wheelchair. If he get's out of line with your girl because he's drunk you can just tip him on his side and leave him laying there :D

No offense, super quad.

Blogger mattandriver said...

Nice disclaimer bob.

Blogger Robert Chase said...

Thanks, jeff! :)

Blogger Dorman said...

For wheelchair guys, kick them in the wheel....messes them all up once it is bent.

Mike was mouthing off to me the other night while we were out, I quietly walked over and disconnected his left wheel. He shut up :)

Blogger InterstellarLass said...

HA HA HA! Damn Bob! I nearly choked on my breakfast there! I can't stop giggling now. Great.

Blogger brainhell said...

Dorman, I'm glad to learn I'm not beyond the reach of your justice. I agree that no one should deliver unwanted gropings. Let her call him down and y'all back her up so that he understands his being bigger doesn't come into play. Deaf? How does that earn free gropes? I don't get it. But I will say this: Stop drinking alcohol.

Blogger Robert Chase said...

HA HA HA! Damn Bob! I nearly choked on my breakfast there! I can't stop giggling now. Great.

Glad you liked it, lass :)

Blogger Crystal said...

brainhell, not drinking alcohol is definitely not the solution.

Blogger Dorman said...

BH, alcohol is just the excuse. For all we knew the dude was stone sober.

Like Metallica said, "And Justice for All."

someday I would truly like to meeet you.

Blogger Robert Chase said...

BH, alcohol is just the excuse.

Alcohol reduces the inhibitions.
No excuse for being an asshole and being a prime canidate to get your ass kicked. :)

Blogger Dorman said...

the great this is this....

tonight I had women coming up to me kissing my cheek, etc. because of whatever...then they found out I was a soldier ;) so I go to the bathroom at Staff's and I start getting pushed along the way. hahahaha!! some dude fronting on he. I laughed. Now anyone who has ever been out with me before knows different. But this time I realized how pathetic these dudes are. I kept walking, LOL. So on the way back I had him and another guy push me....I just laughed...why? Becuase my family was rolling deep tonight. My cousin Todd was there and my cousin Pete (who dwarfs me) so I just kept laughing as their women kept coming up to me.

Much better than fighting I guess.

Blogger SnotSucker said...

Damn, & I missed it! A down-home redneck confrontation! You probably would've had to hold me back....;)

Blogger Robert Chase said...

Damn, & I missed it! A down-home redneck confrontation! You probably would've had to hold me back....;)

He probably would have.
I've seen you pissed off when we were at the Haven.

Blogger ramblingsfromamadman said...

My limit for ass kicking would have to be when someone who doesn't respect another person's marriage and this someone comes around telling this person's wife that they will promise them a better life if they leave with them. Yeah, I would have to say that would get me pretty damn pissed and would make me want to do some ass kicking. Especially when the person in question has already proven how much they care for this person while at the same time they screw around with someone almost half their age. Yep, thats true love for you in todays age.

Blogger Dorman said...

apparently we know each other.

Blogger Dorman said...

haha! I know who you are !!! You better learn to keep ahold of things before they get lost little man.

Blogger ramblingsfromamadman said...

Cute. I’m not quite sure what I was trying to accomplish by leaving the above message. I guess that I wanted you to be aware that I did not appreciate what you are doing and unfortunately this was the only way that I knew how to get your attention. Plus, I guess I felt that it would embarrass you a bit in your obvious disrespect of me, my wife, and our marriage. I have the utmost respect for my wife and probably have gone about showing it in horrible ways, but that is for me and her to work through and if you were a real stand up gentleman and chivalrous (as your friends on your blog state that you are) you would stay out of the way while we work things through. My wife is not some prize to be won. She is a person who I have shared life with for almost ten years and I am not going to sit around and play dumb while someone fills her head of promises of a better life from the very person who left her in the first place. This is not junior high anymore and I am tired of this pissing contest, but the blog title was too hard to pass up and in a way I felt it appropriately addressed how I feel about all of this. I do not know the life you have led. I do not know what you and your wife have gone through, but I’m sure if you cared for someone you wouldn’t just shrug your shoulders and stand out of the way. I am going to stop now; this is not the place or the type of forum for such discussions. I will not “haunt” your blog again. This is your story here and I will not step in and desecrate it again, but if you have any shred of decency in you, you will stay out of our lives.


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