Thursday, January 19, 2006

Why I Bought a Nikon D70s

My friend Mike plays at open-mic nights at a local bar. Nice little place. I thought I would support my friend by showing up and snapping some pics for him. But then I remembered why I bought the camera in the first place:

Dude: "So, what magazine do you work for?"
Me: "uh, why do you ask?"
Dude: "Well, with a camera like that, you obviously are a professional. So what magazine?"
Me: "uh, depends on how many women want to know."
Dude: "These two....."
Girls: "Yeah."
Me: -smiles-
Dude: "Maxim?"
Me: "uh, yeah, sounds good."

Later on someone else asked me who I worked for because of the camera. I told them the U.S. Military.

and another reason.....

13 Comments:

Blogger Carnealian said...

Good work my friend!!

07:23  
Blogger InterstellarLass said...

:) You work for Maxim?

12:28  
Blogger Carnealian said...

We decided today you need an official "Girls Gone Wild" t-shirt. Then no explanation is necessary!

13:00  
Blogger SnotSucker said...

Kinda reminds me of the night you, me & Bob got kicked out of the Green Onion ;)

Uh, yeah I think the GGW t-shirt would attract a lot more!!

14:58  
Blogger Dorman said...

yes. I will invest.

Snot. I tell that story to people as "my greatest story ever".

Tongiht is another open mic night and another crowd. Coffee house types tonight ;)

15:03  
Blogger Robert Chase said...

Kinda reminds me of the night you, me & Bob got kicked out of the Green Onion ;)


Hahahahahaha! That was great!
That was soon after me and one of my fraternity brothers went to Toronto and spent endless hours at the strip clubs there.

Funny as hell as we were convincining the strippers at the Green Onion that we worked for a strip club in Toronto.

:)

20:09  
Blogger mattandriver said...

Sorry I missed that.

20:38  
Blogger Dorman said...

sorry you did too, and I now know why I think the bartender (pictured) is so attractive to me...she reminds me of T.

Anyway, so I walk in to the 101 tonight and there are 5 people; me, Mike, her, the bartender, and this gray haired guy. Turns out that I was halted from hitting on her by the admission that the gray haired guy was a guitarist in the formerly mediocre band Heaven from the late 70's early 80's. I had their cassette with Knockin on Heaven's Door. They were so not famous that allmusic doesn't even have much to say.

We got to talking and she left before I could work my magic. There are a few more nights left to my leave tho.

01:03  
Blogger SpiderLord said...

Your having fun with out me!!! I'm definitly gonna have to give you a call tomarrow. As soon as I get over this hangover.

03:43  
Blogger Robert Chase said...

I now know why I think the bartender (pictured) is so attractive to me...she reminds me of T.


Yeah, I thought she did did too.

04:54  
Blogger Jim said...

OFF TOPIC -- glad you made it home safe

17:28  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

who's T?

14:24  
Blogger SnotSucker said...

Iced-T!

16:48  

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