YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
Originally uploaded by Die Strafbar

Self- Explanatory. You are doing it wrong!

Found in a public bathroom in one of Pennsylvania's many State Parks. No wonder they refer to it as "Pennsyltucky"

Virgin Mary & Baby Jesus

Virgin Mary & Baby Jesus
Originally uploaded by Die Strafbar

A miracle appearance by the Virgin Mary carrying her Baby Jesus... The dog pooped on the rug and we sprayed carpet foam evenly. This is the heavenly figure that appeared!!

Cue Samuel L. Jackson...

So, on the way home from work we got a semi-frantic call from Zak. Apparently, Sadie was sitting at her computer desk and kicked something underneath that hissed. She looked down and found this beauty. Yes, in our house. Yes it is a Black Snake. Yes, it is 4 feet long or bigger. Yes, that is me doing my best Steve Irwin impersonation (God rest his soul). And yes the mess was caused in the shuffle to pull this thing from under our heating ducts.

FAIL

FAIL
Originally uploaded by Die Strafbar

I always get a kick out of Fail pics. Now I can contribute.

This is almost a double fail. 1) the whatever it was that was roadkill and 2) the idiot State workers too lazy to clear the path before painting the line.


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Flyer
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My Art show coming up..... do not miss it.