Wealth, a True Story

Wealth, should be defined as having more than enough of something that is in need by others. Well, today I had to make a visit to the latrines for the obvious reasons. There are 2 trailers set up as latrines. I made my way into the first latrine, opened the stall and found no toilet paper. I moved on to the next stall. Again sans TP. On and on I went until I left that latrine for the next. Finally, I hit the jackpot! A stall had 2.5 rolls of TP. That is when I started thinking about wealth. For a while, I was the wealthiest man on base.